This is a conversation I had with a friend a few days ago. Her name, as you can see, is Melanie. Looking back at this discussion, I realize how idiotic and childish I am sometimes. Oh well, live and learn.
| 45 minutes |
7:00 PM Melanie: hello there hot stuff! thanks for your help yesterday!
Melanie: where have you been?
(I enter my room and see that Melanie has IMed me)
(I enter my room and see that Melanie has IMed me)
7:11 PM me: Whats upi have been talking with my mother and killing Germans
(The Germans in question are Nazis in the game Medal of Honor for the Nintendo Game Cube.)
(The Germans in question are Nazis in the game Medal of Honor for the Nintendo Game Cube.)
Melanie: I was trying to get ahold of you regarding wendover
(I had previously been invited to spend the night in Wendover with her and her husband. This is a common practice for them, as they get free rooms at the peppermill)
(I had previously been invited to spend the night in Wendover with her and her husband. This is a common practice for them, as they get free rooms at the peppermill)
me: I left my phone upstairs
(I can't keep track of my phone, a habit which makes Melanie very angry)
(I can't keep track of my phone, a habit which makes Melanie very angry)
Melanie: killing germans?
(She's not a big gamer)
(She's not a big gamer)
me: Yes, the Nazis
(I beat the game)
(I beat the game)
Melanie: xbox?
(Her kids have an xbox. I think it is the only system she knows of.)
(Her kids have an xbox. I think it is the only system she knows of.)
me: Those dirty krauts deserved every bullet
Game cube actually
(I am not a violent person, I just like to act tuff in games)
(I am not a violent person, I just like to act tuff in games)
7:12 PM Melanie: nice
I guess no wendover
(Back to the important questions, she doesn't like to dilly dally, when disscussing gambling)
(Back to the important questions, she doesn't like to dilly dally, when disscussing gambling)
7:13 PM me: Yeah, I probably better not
No Flow
I hope you win a ton though
(They usually do win a ton. Her husband is a terrific Black Jack player and they have a bank roll of 10,000 to play with. I myself am horrible at gambling hence, NO FLOW)
The Next Day
11:04 AM me: what do you mean no can make it.
(I meant to say ...no one can make it. She was having a birthday party and I could tell she was a little bugged.)
(They usually do win a ton. Her husband is a terrific Black Jack player and they have a bank roll of 10,000 to play with. I myself am horrible at gambling hence, NO FLOW)
The Next Day
11:04 AM me: what do you mean no can make it.
(I meant to say ...no one can make it. She was having a birthday party and I could tell she was a little bugged.)
11:05 AM Melanie: just that! i have had only three people say they could come
one is my mom
(Her mother is senile. Very sad)
(Her mother is senile. Very sad)
11:06 AM me: That Sucks. So what are you going to do
I know, lets get hammered drunk instead
(I was completley seriouse with this suggestion. She generally takes me up on it)
(I was completley seriouse with this suggestion. She generally takes me up on it)
11:07 AM Melanie: I think Lester is just going to take me out for dinner...fun huh?
(Boring)
(Boring)
11:08 AM me: Yeah, that will be awsome. Especially if he takes you somewhere good
(He generally does. Still, BORING)
(He generally does. Still, BORING)
11:09 AM Melanie: like ruth's chris
(Yeah, just like the last three times you went out to eat without me.)
11:10 AM me: exactly(Yeah, just like the last three times you went out to eat without me.)
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